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Question: What do you get when you put an acclamied director, an actor who hates the product he's supposed to sell and a documentary crew? 

 

Answer: This video, enjoy

June 26, 2015

Didn’t read the newspaper or watch the news? Don’t worry about it. DelusionalSuspects is here to give you all the information you missed in this week’s Suspect News Report.

The Supreme Court voted in favor of gay marriage, making it legal in all 50 states. We join an elderly man laying in a hospital bed in his home in rural Alabama. This man fought vehemently against the integration of public schools during the Civil Rights Era. As he sees the news of the decis...

 

 

Uber, Instagram and Snapchat are household names thanks to the success of their apps.  The apps listed below aren't so well known, for obvious reasons.  

 

1.) The Rock Identifier App

Pros: With one point and click this app can correctly identify any rock by type.  You can use this knowledge to try to impress your friends 

 

Cons: If you think knowing every different type of rock type is impressive, you probably have no friends.  

 

2) Water Temperat...

Does anyone else feel like one of these expecting fathers from this new Dove commercial doesn't really belong with the rest? 

June 19, 2015

The two murderers who escaped from a New York prison last week remain at large. If you encounter them, do not follow the advice I gave in last week’s edition of Breaking News, as it turns out those were tips on how to avoid bear attacks.

 

The Chicago Blackhawks defeated the Tampa Bay Lightning to win their third Stanley Cup in six years. This excited Chicago’s fans, especially those under the impression that five hockey championships can be traded in for one Wo...

Two men, a case of beer and a motley crew of traveling partners, that's right we got drunk and played the Oregon Trail.  Dan had never played before and he did pretty well considering he got just as far as Oregon Trail vet Jimmy Rippert (Or maybe Jimmy is a lot worse at this game than he claims).  Either way please enjoy the first episode of Drinking Games, where we get drunk and play games.  

 

   

June 12, 2015

We know that reading a newspaper sucks, so get your news from us instead.

 

This week in world news:

 

 

On Saturday, two convicted murderers escaped from the Clinton Correctional facility in Dannemora, New York. If you happen to see these men or even just happen to live in that area, remember these survival tips:

  • Remain calm and avoid sudden movements.

  • Give the murderer plenty of room, allowing it to continue its activities undisturbed. If it changes its b...

Dan Collins & Jimmy Rippert from delusionalsuspects.com are here to introduce a new series called "Channel Surfing" in our first episode we focus on America's favorite day time talk show host whose name starts with the letter "M", Maury! (Suck it, Montel) please visit us at delusionalsuspects.com

 

 

 

Have you ever just lustfully looked at a cartoon and thought to yourself "Damn, the things I would do to that animation"....yeah me neither *wink* BUT if I did here would be my list of all time hottest cartoons:

 

 

Deborah "Debbie" Thornberry - Wild Thornberrys
 

 

Pros:  This well traveled young bombshell has a sassy persona that keeps everyone on their toes.  She has a handicapped younger brother which lets you know she is compassionate.  She's close to he...

No driving, no chipping just putting; Welcome to the world of the PPA. Dan Collins and Jimmy Rippert from Delusionalsuspects.com sat down and actually watched an entire Putt Putt golfing tournament, we now present to you the 14 minutes of funny material that we could extract. We hope you enjoy watching this video a hell of a lot more than we enjoyed watching grown men compete in a miniature game.

 

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